Corrupt-a-wish

The person above you makes a wish, you have to corrupt it.
For example.
Say someone wishes for a million dollars.
I would say "Granted, but you're left with a penny after the taxes."

I wish that camp will come faster

Granted, but you have no electricity at camp

I wish that my birthday was during camp!

Granted, but no one sings you happy birthday

I wish I had a better video camera

Granted, but you can only record for 10 minutes before it runs out of battery.

I wish I could meet MCDREAMY!

Granted, but his security guards won't let you anywhere near him

I wish I could be on sex and the city

Granted, but everyone hates you

I wish I was rich!

Granted, but you can never spend it on anything

I wish I ownd my own business

Granted, but a fire breaks loose and you lose everything!

I wish I could move out

Granted, but the people you moved in with started to hate you

I wish everyone loved me for who i really am

Granted, but everyone changes who you are and you don't love yourself

I wish that we had more people on this forum!

hell no am i guna corupt that wish lol but oh ok
granted but we get so many people in here that it over floods with posts and we can't control it

i wish i had more money saved for america

Granted, but you party too hard the night before you go to America and you spend all your saved money.

I wish Shaylee would stop smoking

Granted, but she continues on her contiki in europe

I wish Penl would start drinking again

Granted, but she gets so drunk that she kisses Shay haha!!

I wish I could act!

hahahaha

Granted but you get booed off stage

I wish i could invent something

Granted, but your mum doesn't approve lmao!!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and there be no repercussions.

granted but your insides rot away

i wish i was skinny buy not bulemix and anorexic

Granted, but your assets shrink

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but everything possible goes wrong with it

I wish I could meet Leonardo Dicaprio

Granted, but he freezes to death in the water lol.

I wish I was a "superstar"

Granted but u are posted all over the tabloids foir bad things and no one likes u anymore

I wish I had a better phone

granted but it's got no insides.

i wish i could drink in america

Granted, but the authorities find out and you aren't allowed back in America for 3 years.

I wish I could be the voice of Mumble in Happy Feet

whose mumble penl?
isn't it mambo?

granted, but no one is convinced that ur voice is good enough

i wish i could win platinum gold records for singing