Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but she decides to abuse you in person

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted, but you get a migrane instead

(btw the chik on the fone wouldn't shut up about her travels and how fkn pyscho she was!!! gah!)

I wish there was my size in these boots i wanted

Granted, but you step in cows manure the first time you wear them!!

I wish I had really comfy shoes to work in!!

Granted, but when you get to work you found out they're too small and u get blisters

i wish i could eat cheesecake all day long and not get sick of it!