Corrupt-a-wish

Mumble...you know the main character...the penguin...it's sooo mumble!

Granted, but everyone finds out that you lip sync at concerts.

I wish I was Barbie

I swear its mambo!!!! i'll search the internet
omg ur rite! Ive always thought it was mambo! Mambos such a better name then mumble! wow ur so rite lol

ok

granted, but wen ur in the sun u start to melt away

i wish i was a star in a movie!

Bahahaha you know I'm always right Shay

Granted, but the movie is rated the worst of the year and makes no profit.

I wish the 4th of June was tomorrow!

granted, but ur planes are delayed for 4 days because of bad weather so you're late to camp

I wish I was skinny!

Granted, but because you asked for that before your wish reverses and you become obese

I wish I could watch scary movies and not get freaked out at night!

lol u guys you know that it's e.g. daily that does mumble (the baby one anyway). i can pick her voice from anywhere- u'll know her from BABE and Tommy from rugrats! love her voice in cartoons its SO cute haha spesh in happy feet how adorable...till he gets older than its kinda dissapointing lol anyway

granted but while watching the ring that creepy girl comes out at you for real haha

i wish that hmmm....my friend didnt throw up on my toothbrush last night...haha beat that =haha

granted, but instead she throws up all over ur bathroom floor and u dont realise until the next morning

i wish all the guys i talk to hit on me and not my blonde friends! lol

Granted, but they are all old perverts

I wish my sister wouldn't leave her cra*p in my room!!

granted, but she takes ur clothes instead

i wish my sister was fatter so she couldnt fit into my clothes and stealing them!

granted, but she does it anyway and stretches them out.

I wish it was 5 weeks from now and i was going home to prepare for camp!

granted, but when you get home you realise you dont have any information or money to prepare for camp

i wish i had a star

Granted, but I eat it

I wish I could be in a movie!!

HOW COULD U EAT MY STAR!!! U BITCH lol

Granted, but ur only an extra and a dead extra that the movie star has to step on

I wish those assholes who broke into my friends car and stole my bag with everything in it gets caught and the shit kickd out of them

Granted, but you kick the **** out of them and therefore are put in jail

I wish I didn't have to work to earn money!!

Granted, but u gamble it all away

I wish I had some type of work to do

Granted, but you end up getting promoted to a job where you have to work from 8am to 8pm everyday!!!

I wish Will and Grace was on all day!!

Granted....(i wish that too!!) but they repeat the same episodes everyday

I wish I knew the music would come out before it came out on the radio

Granted, but you get amnesia

I wish it was hailing outside!!

Granted, but one of the stones hits a car and someone dies

I wish I wasn't so full

Granted, but now you're starving and theres no food

I wish I didn't have so many assignments.

Granted, but when you've finishd ur get a call from ur uni to say you've missd a whole semester of assignments

i wish my sister didn't screw up my tickets and now i have to stay in london an extra 4 days!

Granted, but she stuffs up your accomodation instead and you are left without any accomodation!!!

I wish 41 days went quicker

Granted, but when it comes you've found out you've missd an extra month back to square one!

I wish I had a better mobile Phone!

ROFL! Granted, but you drop it in the toilet as soon as you get it.

I wish that I could sit down at the counter at Baskin Robbins whilst serving people!

Granted, but ur ass gets stuck to the chair

I wish this chick on the phone to me would shut up! lol